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The 25 Steps To Become An Internet Celebrity.

The 25 Steps To Become An Internet Celebrity.
Tremendous story on Mar 18th, 2010
1. You tell your friends you’re going to be an Internet Celebrity. 2. You start a blog, and in the About Me section, you use a picture of yourself in front of a mirror where you can still see the camera. 3. You start a twitter account, and...

The 5 Stages Of Pain After Being Unfollowed.

The 5 Stages Of Pain After Being Unfollowed.
Tremendous story on Mar 16th, 2010
There’s a pain you feel when someone unfollows you on Twitter. Like a breaking up pain. A quiet dumping. Ha! Quiet dumping. We all feel it.  It’s like that song Everybody Hurts by REM. Play that in your mind while you read this. If...

The 5 Topics You’re Not Allowed To Tweet About.

The 5 Topics You’re Not Allowed To Tweet About.
Tremendous story on Mar 11th, 2010
When I was a kid, my mom told me not to talk to strangers. Even if they offered me candy. Strangers might offer you chocolate my mom would say.  Just to get you to go with them. I was a fat kid.  I would totally go with them. Then they’ll...

The 5 Creepiest Oscar Moments: A Cringe-Inducing Recap Of Last Night.

The 5 Creepiest Oscar Moments: A Cringe-Inducing Recap Of Last Night.
Tremendous story on Mar 8th, 2010
Oscar night for me is like Superbowl night for real men. Or for women who are more manly than I. Of which there are a lot of. Hilarious. If you didn’t watch the Oscars last night, I will briefly summarize the experience for you by compiling...
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E1 - Business Canada Could Charge You For The Internet.
Never before in the history of mild retardation has a question like this arose: “Should a government charge you for the Internet?” The answer is no.  For a variety of reasons.  But the Canadian government is exploring this question right now.  Why? Because they’re mildly retarded. The...
C7 - Life The 5 Worst Marriage Proposals Ever. The 5 Worst Marriage Proposals Ever.
Look, if dudes have to sit through an entire article on marriage proposals, the least I can do is offer them this. I’m not close to getting married. Shocked? Pretend you’re shocked. I am fascinated by the way people propose. If it were me, I’d propose in an intimate setting.  Maybe...
A9 - Technology OMG You Guys! The Best Twitter Search Ever! OMG You Guys! The Best Twitter Search Ever!
Companies pay millions of dollars to tap into social media. To uncover their core audience, talk to them in a unique way, understand who they are. They pay douchebag “social media experts” who just use terms like engage, viral, community, insight, leverage. How do you think our company should...
D1 - Entertainment The “How Much Is Twitter Worth” Quiz! How Do You Rank? The “How Much Is Twitter Worth” Quiz! How Do You Rank?
I’m no Brad Pitt. That’s a startling reality I have to live with each day. Each day I wake up, look in the mirror and smile. Non-creepy this time.  Non-creepy.  Just like every other guy. That’s what I say to myself. And each day I go to the coffee shop and stare at chicks with my well-rehearsed...